Sunday, March 7, 2010

THE EPHEMERA AWARDS

IF YOU HAVE EVER FELT OUTSIDE THE SCOPE OF AMERICAN CULTURE, THE ACADEMY AWARDS WILL CAST YOU INTO DARKNESS. UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO RESIST THE PIPE AND DRUMS. FORTUNATELY, I HAD JUST RETURNED FROM MEXICO, A LAND OF SUBSTANCE AND REALTY, WHEN I WAS FACED WIT THE KODAK THEATRE RIDICULOUSLNESS.

I DON'T THINK I FIT IN HERE ANY MORE. FLOUNCES. PIPERONES. WHAT THE HELL?

I REFER TO ZIHUATANEJO, MEXICO, WHERE I SPENT THE LAST WEKK AMIDST PEOPLE WHO WERE GENUINE, ENLIGHTENED, AND SINCERE ALL THE THINGD THAT THEIR COUSINS IN SANTA MONICA LACK. I MEAN REALLY...AVATAR OR THE HURT LOCKER? WHO GIVES A SHIT? WHO HAS SEEN EITHER? WHY?

I NEED A NEW START.

DON'T YOU?

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